i know I’m probably repeating myself but pretentious metal guys that think they’re the most ~trv kult~ can fuck right off
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
Diana Ross and the Supremes sing “Come See About Me,” “Stop! In The Name Of Love,” “You Can’t Hurry Love,” “You Keep Me Hanging On" and "I Hear A Symphony" on the Ed Sullivan Show on December 4, 1966.
not only do I have to do my math homework but also am overhearing some loud dudebros smarmy rant about what bathrooms trans people can’t and can’t use
is it possible to violently bludgeon someone with a graphing calculator?
oh hello part of my brain that is hellbent on telling me how terrible I am it’s nice to see you after having a pretty cool day glad to know yer still trying yer best to incapacitate me
Psalms 40:2, The Mountain Goats.
feel bad about the things we do along the way
but not really that bad
"I am the beginning, the end. The one who is many. I am the Borg."
from villains of science fiction: a comprehensive guide to making an entrance
this is how I enter most rooms tho